Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Things I have to remember:
ezgonz0: I’m educated I’ve traveled quite a bit I’m artistic I’m attractive Well spoken Well mannered Chivalrous Funny…
today only happens every four years.
enjoy your day :] off to take my Bio 2 exam, with me luck! good luck on your midterms guys!
look what I found on my doorstep :]
After a horrible day, it’s nice to come home to finding “flowers because it’s Tuesday” at my door step. I couldn’t wish for a better friend. They’re gonna bloom beautifully. did I mention Kyle is coming home in 2 weeks and he’ll be visiting me in Florida in a little over a month to explore Orlando!? :D
Forever Childish: New Childish Gambino Camp Tour... →
forever-childish: More dates have just been added to the Camp Tour: June 5, 2012 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre - TICKETS (on sale March 3) June 7, 2012 - St. Louis, MO - The Pageant - TICKETS (on sale March 2) June 12, 2012 - Orlando, FL - Hard Rock Live Orlando - TICKETS (on sale March 2) June…
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can get no love from me. Sitting on the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holler at me. oh memories.
It is absolutely amazing how much of a difference...
life-one-step-at-a-time: This time a couple of semesters ago, word problems killed me in Chemistry. Now, I seem to be breezing through them and only using the answer key to confirm my answers are right, instead of using it to work backwards :) If you need to enroll in CHM 2045, I HIGHLY recommend Dr. Heider. She’s the best! YES! im currently taking her too :D how I wish she taught CHM...
Jimmy Johns has been ordered. Time to get this chemistry chapter down for the quiz then non stop studying for my Bio 2 exam. wish me luck! sn: my enrollment date is not until april 4th but according to my advisor it will be moved up, i hope -_- please fellow bio majors be kind to me and don’t fill up every spot in my shopping cart classes.
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
Feeling like a boss.
Having to make dinner early for when I come back from work cause I’m too exhausted to cook later sucks because it makes me want the food NOW. On the bright side I’m making chicken stir fry today! :D
I'm happy today.
Got my first unassisted pull up today!!
I can’t wait for the day I get to post this on my own :]
Yes I enjoy star wars, food, football, tattoos, being extremely chill, and working out. (i also enjoy shopping, girl nights with my friends, adam levine, watching lifetime movies, dancing, doing my nails, the spa, cooking, doing my make up and dressing up.) This doesn’t make me a “guy” (or any other girl like me a “guy), it just makes me an awesome chick you never thought...
benefits of dating me you’d be dating me